If you were wondering who Kim Kardashian is, she's a big-boobed brunette who is the daughter of lawyer Robert Kardashian, (one of O.J. Simpson's lawyers; he died in 2003) and is reputed to be a friend of Paris Hilton. She shot the sex in this video with Ray J. at a Four Seasons Hotel, if I read the logo on the robe right. The 40-minute DVD cuts between bedroom antics and real-life sequences in a restaurant, on an airplane, at the beach, and one moment by a pool where she is holding the camera backwards, shooting herself. Oops.

The quality is okay for a homemade video, with Kardsahian pouting "Everyone that thinks my boobs are fake: they're real"* and coquettishly crossing her legs to hide her shaved snatch because "I'm shy," and when she sees the camera looking down at her cleavage she says "No aerial shots." But there's nothing shy about the way she smiles at the camera before leaning across the bed to suck Ray's dick, and the times she says "Oh shit, I'm coming" it's credible. There's music under the sex, and more than a little editing to stretch the DVD out to 40 minutes, but the DVD offers Kim Kardashian -- and it delivers. She's in almost every frame.

A postscript says, "If you have a celebrity sex tape or you can get one, congratulations" before giving Vivid's phone number and an e-mail address.

A second disk offers scenes from five movies, trailers for 20 more, and a promotional video for Vivid products and services.

Starring Kim Kardsahian, Ray J.

Extra features include a fetish menu.

Overall I give this one a three, but add two if the antics of the idle rich interest you.

* I have my doubts, but it would be ungentlemanly to question such a statement. [Return to article]