The porn part ain’t too shabby either. Krissy Lynn is amazing in her portrayal of Hot Lips, albeit a younger, bustier, more fuckable version. While it’s a shame that she has to fuck the annoying Major Burns (because in a perfect universe assholes like him don’t ever get laid), Krissy puts those wonderful blowjob lips to good use and stays in character, cooing “Oh, Frank!” during the middle of her sex scene.

Miko Sinz was a tasty treat as the ever horny personal assistant of Herschel Savage, a campy caricature of Asian whoredom. She’s present for a lot of the dialogue, and then gives a partial blowjob scene, building up anticipation for her sex when it comes.