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An awkward conversation with Heather Vandeven about her rubberized vagina

An awkward conversation with Heather Vandeven about her rubberized vagina

August 6, 2007
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Recently I talked with Penthouse/Ninnworx moonlighter Heather Vandeven about the Topco replica of her ladypartsTM.

"You mean my pussy and ass?" she asked sweetly.

"Yes," I said.

"They actually covered my pussy and ass with goop," she said, "and made a model of them. Then they did it to my face, my lips, everything."

"Really?"

"Yes. Have you tried them out?"

"Er."

I felt like she was asking me if I'd read her diary.

"I got your P & A and Juli Ashton's P & A on the same day," I said.

"Did you put them on your wall as a kind of collage?" she asked.

"That's a great idea, but No," I said. "But I did take them out and held one in each hand."

The Heather Vandeven P & A and the Juli Ashton P & A aren't the same. I was sure they would be. Vandeven's is/are smaller.

I thought of the expression "to take a flying fuck at" something. That is how I would imagine having a go at these disembodied pieces of Heather Vandeven. It didn't seem right, but then again most people don't get to have an amiable conversation with the delightful Vandeven in Inglewood, where I once saw Neil Diamond.

Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Heather Vandeven's Vibrating Cyberskin Pet Pussy And Ass (fleshbot); A Vuur by any other name; Heather Vuur is a good sport

See also: Topco Sales, Hotel Heather


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