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Stats: Sexy Vanessa

March 11, 2007
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I admit that before I became America's Beloved Porn Journalist I was merely a Beloved AVN Employee, and I would see press releases for new models popping up on the blog sites that weren't blocked from my lonely cubicle.

When I hung out my own shingle I made a couple of half-hearted attempts to the various Porn Valley modeling agencies to send me e-mails about their new talent but no one ever got back to me.

I was sad, but I moved on. Lacking actual content, I just made things up.

So today I got word of Sexy Vanessa from Absolute Modeling. I don't know what her middle name is.

Ms. Vanessa does not look like a frail and wilting flower. In fact, she looks like she could do well in a cage match with Alektra Blue.

Here is what Sexy Vanessa can add to your production: Solo, GG, Fetish, Squirting, BJ, BG, BBG, BGG, Anal, BDSM, Swallow, Facial, and ATM. It doesn't say anything about Jesus Head Sculptures.

You may book here here.

The one problem I could foresee would be in meeting for the first time.

SV: "Hi! I'm Sexy Vanessa."

GP: "But my name isn't Vanessa."

Previously: Lighthouse 1, Hansen's Disease 0

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