"If anyone's from the Mothership, it's Pinky," he most assuredly did not say, not adding, "We need to tap that pink-ass booty by any means necessary."
Black leaders worldwide are quietly celebrating this event, which parallels festivities launched by white groups when Barely Legal 60 came out.
"This is a great day for the whites," Thomas Jefferson said posthumously at the time.
Ghetto Booty 25 also stars Sunshine, Mina Scarlett, Oasis Starlight, and Camrie Foxxx.
That's right, "Camrie Foxxx".
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