Aside from its goblet-drinking, mirror-slurping variations, there is nothing new about this wholesome, church-blesssed act between two people who love each other very much.
A cream pie is just the result of what millions of Americans did before I invented porn in 1991 - a Real Internal Popshot.
"You RIPped when you should've FIPped," a director once said to me.
"Did I? Or was it because I loved too much?" I asked.