But for Maximum Exposure's Sinful Pleasures division to name a movie Fucked in Every Hole (volume 1), I need to see a hell of a lot more holes than just the safe big three. I need to see a Blackburn, Lancashire amount of holes.
In addition to MAP, there should also be nostrils, eye sockets, pores, hair follicles, ears, and the navel. The woman should look like a character from Hellraiser. Then and only then should a movie be named Fucked in Every Hole.
This film also stars Eva Angelina, Poppy Morgan, Mia Bangg, Gia Jordan, and Lisa Sparxxx. From the boxcover I glean that the guy on the left is one of the lesser Baldwin brothers and the guy on the right is saying, "The fuck did I drop my Funyuns?"
Seriously. Ever since someone called a woman who hadn't actually given birth a MILF this industry has gone right down the tubes.