That is why VCA's Mason's Sluts, starring Kami Andrews, Kelly "Fucking" Wells, Missy Monroe, Hillary Scott, and Taryn Thomas sounds so appealing.
Director Mason and I haven't spoken since our divorce, but she assures the world through the magic of a press release that she is a pervert.
"I'm a pervert," she repeated, going on to express her likes. "I like women who like to fuck and I like for the girls in my movies to explore the limits of their sexuality."
I'm assuming the limits of Mason's Sluts' sexuality goes beyond wearing funny hats.
***It turns out that Mason never said any of the things attributed to her in the press release for her movie, at least out loud. This often happens in the world of adult public relations, when quotes are attributed to cast and crew who might not otherwise be available.
Some folks who struggle to walk erect seem downright articulate when words are put into their mouths by well-meaning and overworked publicists, but people like Mason (who can speak for themselves, thank you) find the invented quotes business onerous.
"Such is porn," Mason actually said.***