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Hailey's <i>Cumet</i>

Once a week, depending on what circles I'm traveling in, I will usually have a "Somebody gets paid for that?" moment. The first one, several years ago, was housekeeper. You would pay someone else to clean your house and look at your stuff? Later on it was bartender, then (the extinct) fluffer. Only recently have I talked with various, anonymous fellows who travel from Porn Valley hamlet to Porn Valley hamlet engaging in bukkakes on film. Usually this proud race travels by bus, as per tradition.

Anyway, young Hailey Young is calling all bukkakistos to a gang bang she is shooting for JM Productions (she recently did the same for Platinum X, so she is developing a taste for it). And the price has gone up! If you meet the stringent moral, ethical, and biological requirements, you will be paid $100 to "blow", as we say, a "load" on the red-headed vixen.

An AIM test costs $110 these days, so if you want to leave your mark you might end up paying ten bucks, in addition to bus fare, unless you are already an industry professional with recent test in hand.

But ten bucks might be a small price to pay for such a soul-enriching experience; standing around in a warehouse room, trying to keep it hard while a bunch of other guys do the same around you. I guess it would be just like deleted chapters from boarding school stories like "A Separate Peace" or "Lord of the Flies". Carpe diem!

Manager Bad Ass Frank said that, while needing to maintain a different mindset for bukkakes than that required for traditional boy/girl scenes, Hailey Young thinks the bukkake scenario is fun and she enjoys the attention.

"I have to take her to lunch now," Frank added. "She needs a Double-Double from In N Out. Ironic, no?"

Actually, no, but very exciting, as carnivorous girls, while not making me want to get in a line to jerk off on them, at the very least float my boat.

If you would like to stimulate yourself to ejaculation and release your sperm payload on a woman who is being paid to be there, call 818-709-4452.

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